We all know the sinking feeling. You pull a beloved garment out of the dryer, only to find it has transformed into a doll-sized version of its former self. Or perhaps your crisp white shirt now features a permanent, tie-dye shade of pink because a red sock snuck into the load. Laundry day often feels less like a domestic science and more like a game of Russian roulette with your wardrobe. But it doesn't have to be this way. Those tiny, confusing hieroglyphics embroidered onto